Post by operatethedope on Aug 12, 2020 18:28:04 GMT
The Enders are known for being one of the dominant clans of TotalFreedom. They also have the largest base in the server for any guild.
However, the leader, Zarcana does not want me to tell you the truth about it. The real reason why it was formed.
The Enders were actually formed by the 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan, who directed the FBI Agent Zarcana to create the Enders as a coverup for the aliens stealing our tacos.
Who are these aliens?
The extraterrestrials have been detected to be from Kepler-442b, a near-Earth sized exoplanet approximately 1,206 lightyears away from Earth.
Why do they want our tacos?
According to recovered documents, our planet are the only planet they have found producing tacos adequate for their needs. They will consume the tacos at a currently unknown point of time and fart at the same point. This will cause a dimensional tear to occur and the Undertale character Sans to appear through the rift, summoning Sans to our reality, as Sans is the legendary fartmaster. It is unknown why they want to summon Sans.
Is there evidence?
No, I have no evidence at all to back me up. But this is true! Honestly!
However, the leader, Zarcana does not want me to tell you the truth about it. The real reason why it was formed.
The Enders were actually formed by the 40th president of the United States, Ronald Reagan, who directed the FBI Agent Zarcana to create the Enders as a coverup for the aliens stealing our tacos.
Who are these aliens?
The extraterrestrials have been detected to be from Kepler-442b, a near-Earth sized exoplanet approximately 1,206 lightyears away from Earth.
Why do they want our tacos?
According to recovered documents, our planet are the only planet they have found producing tacos adequate for their needs. They will consume the tacos at a currently unknown point of time and fart at the same point. This will cause a dimensional tear to occur and the Undertale character Sans to appear through the rift, summoning Sans to our reality, as Sans is the legendary fartmaster. It is unknown why they want to summon Sans.
Is there evidence?
No, I have no evidence at all to back me up. But this is true! Honestly!
