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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2020 10:32:08 GMT
Simple really. Only allowed one sentence per user and must fit in.
I'll start.
Once upon a time, there was a cow.
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1cloud_
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hi
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Post by 1cloud_ on Jan 4, 2020 11:36:03 GMT
The cow lived in a barn
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CurtainPoles
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Post by CurtainPoles on Jan 4, 2020 12:14:31 GMT
The barn was actually a nickname for a slaughter house
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xriqn
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Ring ring muthafuckas
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Post by xriqn on Jan 4, 2020 12:34:55 GMT
And there the sound of death scintillated for miles around, making all aware that the reaper was in town.
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CurtainPoles
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Post by CurtainPoles on Jan 4, 2020 15:57:08 GMT
The reaper was gay
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xriqn
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Ring ring muthafuckas
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Post by xriqn on Jan 4, 2020 22:29:50 GMT
His deep black robe shrouded the crown jewels, a delight one would have to do a deal with the devil to access.
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Post by Video on Jan 5, 2020 17:48:37 GMT
the reaper sucked the devil off in order to get them
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Luke
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Post by Luke on Jan 5, 2020 17:52:48 GMT
the reaper then bragged about sucking off the devil on an online forum
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Post by Video on Jan 5, 2020 17:57:50 GMT
the devil turned out to be a moderator on that forum and deleted the reaper's posts
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Post by 97 on Jan 5, 2020 18:39:30 GMT
More cows were born asexually through an amoeba.
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xriqn
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Post by xriqn on Jan 5, 2020 21:33:21 GMT
vegans would rave about it being otherwise, but they can't take facts seriously as we all know
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Post by Video on Jan 5, 2020 22:30:06 GMT
the reaper decided to pay them a visit, but not before blowing the devil again
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Luke
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Post by Luke on Jan 5, 2020 23:17:26 GMT
and once again the reaper swore on the forum they did it, claiming all sorts of bullshit such as they lost their virginity
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Post by Video on Jan 5, 2020 23:30:50 GMT
the devil was not pleased, so he taught the grim reaper a lesson by burning his house down
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Post by fionn on Jan 7, 2020 23:21:29 GMT
so he sucked off the devil once more
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