Post by ?eta/?lpha on Jun 6, 2018 19:48:19 GMT
So, recently I rewatched an old video that was a recording of prank add from the 80's or 90's. I had nothing better to do so I made a re-script of it. Watch the original and then read the re-script.
FUCK YOU, MINEPLEX!
If you're dumb enough to search for a new server this summer, you're a big enough shmuck to join Play.TotalFreedom.Me! BAD STAFF! DEVS THAT BREAK CODE! LAG!
If you think you're gonna have Free OP fun at TotalFreedom, YOU CAN KISS OUR ASS! It's our belief that you're such a gulible motherfucker! You'll fall for our bullshit! GUARENTEED! If you find a better server, SHOVE IT UP YOUR SHITTY ASS! You read this right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR SHITTY ASS!
Tell your friends, tell your cousins, tell your dads! WE'LL BAN THEM! That's right, We'll them all! Cause here at TotalFreedom, Our range bans fuck over everyone within 6 square miles of the ban!
Take a hike to TotalFreedom, HOME OF TOTEM STACKING! That's right, TOTEM STACKING! How does it work? If you can make a stack of Totems of Undying, and PvP with them, you get no respect! Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL SMITE YOUR ASS OFF!
Only at TotalFreedom, the only server where admins tell you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLES! Our server wipes flatlands the minute you make finish your build! And you better not spam chat or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL!
Play.TotalFreedom.Me! Home of the most assaholicest, and dumbest staff you'll ever see in all of Minecraft!
GUARENTEED!!!
FUCK YOU, MINEPLEX!
If you're dumb enough to search for a new server this summer, you're a big enough shmuck to join Play.TotalFreedom.Me! BAD STAFF! DEVS THAT BREAK CODE! LAG!
If you think you're gonna have Free OP fun at TotalFreedom, YOU CAN KISS OUR ASS! It's our belief that you're such a gulible motherfucker! You'll fall for our bullshit! GUARENTEED! If you find a better server, SHOVE IT UP YOUR SHITTY ASS! You read this right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR SHITTY ASS!
Tell your friends, tell your cousins, tell your dads! WE'LL BAN THEM! That's right, We'll them all! Cause here at TotalFreedom, Our range bans fuck over everyone within 6 square miles of the ban!
Take a hike to TotalFreedom, HOME OF TOTEM STACKING! That's right, TOTEM STACKING! How does it work? If you can make a stack of Totems of Undying, and PvP with them, you get no respect! Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL SMITE YOUR ASS OFF!
Only at TotalFreedom, the only server where admins tell you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLES! Our server wipes flatlands the minute you make finish your build! And you better not spam chat or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL!
Play.TotalFreedom.Me! Home of the most assaholicest, and dumbest staff you'll ever see in all of Minecraft!
GUARENTEED!!!
- 25 August 2015
- 13 August 2016
- 15 Febuary 2018
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