Premintex
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Post by Premintex on Feb 7, 2018 16:11:33 GMT
See which rank can make the longest chain if you don't know what I mean, basically we'll see which rank can make the most posts in a row (ops included) No double posts
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???Scribbles4321
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I got the same followers as following- follow for follow!
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Post by ???Scribbles4321 on Feb 7, 2018 16:39:53 GMT
hello
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Premintex
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Post by Premintex on Feb 7, 2018 16:40:51 GMT
hi
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? Shyrix ?
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Post by ? Shyrix ? on Feb 7, 2018 16:41:04 GMT
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Mafrans
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We assholes need to stick together, if you're a fellow asshole please pm me.
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Post by Mafrans on Feb 7, 2018 16:47:49 GMT
meh
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Premintex
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Post by Premintex on Feb 7, 2018 16:50:47 GMT
señor
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Lemon
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Insert status here.
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Post by Lemon on Feb 7, 2018 16:50:55 GMT
no
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Dauber
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Who Dares Wins
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Post by Dauber on Feb 7, 2018 17:11:29 GMT
Super
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mibbzz
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Post by mibbzz on Feb 7, 2018 17:18:08 GMT
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kafir? Wallahi I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dawla's elite mujahideen, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Rawafidh bases, and I have over 300 confirmed beheadings. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Islamic State armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another murtad. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth bi idhnillah, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, murtad. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Dawlah cells across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the SVBIED storm, you majoos. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, murtad. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in jumping through flaming hoops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic State and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable infidel ass off the face of the continent, you little safawi shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and accepted Islam. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn kafir. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kafir. Die in your rage.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2018 19:44:35 GMT
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nosamh
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HELLO everyone
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Post by nosamh on Feb 7, 2018 20:03:48 GMT
Hi guys
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Azule
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Post by Azule on Feb 7, 2018 20:11:44 GMT
no u
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? Shyrix ?
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Post by ? Shyrix ? on Feb 7, 2018 20:43:34 GMT
Hiss
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Markful
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It’s good. And I’ll keep doing it better.
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Post by Markful on Feb 7, 2018 22:07:23 GMT
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Connor
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Post by Connor on Feb 8, 2018 0:33:01 GMT
bitch
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