mibbzz
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Post by mibbzz on Dec 29, 2017 6:32:30 GMT
Exclusive crew recruiting only the most high profile of clients. Correctly answer the questions below to be picked as preliminary candidates before further screening.
1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck?
2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself?
3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi
4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears))
5. Cunt
6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where would it be and why?
7. Are you a faggit, and if so how much of one?
9. Thank you for your responses, we will get back to you if selected. If you recieve no response, assume for the worst; you'll know who you are.
Current Nigerians: Willie, Zekrut, Roin, Rusty
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Post by Polaris Seltzeris on Dec 29, 2017 6:34:41 GMT
2. Dicks out for Mosul
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 6:38:45 GMT
it's not gay it's homiesexual
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XenVoltz
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Post by XenVoltz on Dec 29, 2017 7:03:43 GMT
1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck? 9.99 2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself? 6-9-69 3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi 4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears) Engaging in HOMIEsexual stufff  5. Cunt C U Next Tuesday 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where URANUS |
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Caufas4096
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Ever on and on I continue circling with nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
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Post by Caufas4096 on Dec 29, 2017 9:36:12 GMT
why are you copying zekurt
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Caufas4096
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Ever on and on I continue circling with nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
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Post by Caufas4096 on Dec 29, 2017 9:45:50 GMT
1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo. 2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself? , 3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi ok 4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears)) i dont know 5. Cunt fuck you 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where would it be and why? at my house because thats where i live 7. Are you a faggit, and if so how much of one? yukari 9. Thank you for your responses, we will get back to you if selected. If you recieve no response, assume for the worst; you'll know who you are. i dont care shut the fuck up |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2017 10:25:43 GMT
1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck?
-10, Because it's a sin
2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself?
69
3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi
No, get out of my country
4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears))
Doing it to Lethal Weapon 3
5. Cunt
Yes, a massive one
6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where would it be and why?
Michigan, to see a friend (Oh my god a legit question wtf)
7. Are you a faggit, and if so how much of one
No
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?Robin
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caleb get off of tf
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Post by ?Robin on Dec 29, 2017 16:32:06 GMT
5. yes
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mibbzz
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Post by mibbzz on Dec 30, 2017 4:46:33 GMT
Approved on basis of affirmative action, is mexican. 1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck? -10, Because it's a sin 2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself? 69 3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi No, get out of my country 4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears)) Doing it to Lethal Weapon 3 5. Cunt Yes, a massive one 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where would it be and why? Michigan, to see a friend (Oh my god a legit question wtf) 7. Are you a faggit, and if so how much of one No Not a faggit, denied. 1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo. 2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself? , 3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi ok 4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears)) i dont know 5. Cunt fuck you 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where would it be and why? at my house because thats where i live 7. Are you a faggit, and if so how much of one? yukari 9. Thank you for your responses, we will get back to you if selected. If you recieve no response, assume for the worst; you'll know who you are. i dont care shut the fuck up Using washed up copypastas, not the kind of person we're looking for. why are you copying zekurt I am ZeKurt. 1. On a scale of 1-10, how much dick do you suck? 9.99 2. On a scale of 6-9-69, how much did I copy this concept from myself? 6-9-69 3. Repeat after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi after me: I pledge allegiance to the Khalifah of the Muslimi, the Shaykh Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad As-Samurra'i Al-Husayni Al-Qurashi Al-Baghdadi 4. Describe what you envision as the perfect night, that is currently achievable for you (ie; I don't want no one talking about fucking mad bitches when 95% of you have only hugged your family members (unlessweretalkingwincentthenimallears) Engaging in HOMIEsexual stufff 5. Cunt C U Next Tuesday 6. If you could travel anywhere in the world ,where URANUS Need further questioning. Do you think it is gay to give a brojob? it's not gay it's homiesexual Approved because approved. Approved on basis of affirmative action, need to fill out the mentally handicapped grouping. |
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Dusty01
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Call me Dusty
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Post by Dusty01 on Dec 30, 2017 4:49:42 GMT
3. I will only pledge my allegiance to the Almighty FSM inshfsm
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mibbzz
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Post by mibbzz on Dec 30, 2017 4:52:55 GMT
3. I will only pledge my allegiance to the Almighty FSM inshfsmApproved, religious minority. |
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XenVoltz
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Post by XenVoltz on Dec 30, 2017 5:09:16 GMT
Need further questioning. Do you think it is gay to give a brojob? Why no sir, this special activity of the bros is categorized as HOMIEsexual. |
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Mudaadedah
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Post by Mudaadedah on Dec 30, 2017 5:51:00 GMT
yes
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taah
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sick af
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Post by taah on Dec 30, 2017 8:18:10 GMT
oh ok
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xfilez
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paint me like one of your french girls
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Post by xfilez on Dec 30, 2017 9:19:54 GMT
5. born raised Nigerian Prince. I can send as many emails as you like
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