[satire] ownr aplication

Vouch. This player has demonstrated great potential, amazing operative, and administrative skills. For an extended period of an idea which utilizes numbers on a machine of digital or moving parts for the homosapien to keep track of activities or events, this server has been under dictatorship by various owners. This includes the currently insane and ban-happy owner. It the third person present of be beyond the doubt that the server as of current will require the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet complete restructure and mainly replacement of leadership. The player applied for this ownership position has displayed their great leadership skills and has taught many players and even high ranked staff members the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet lot of valuable views. This includes the amazingly professional application made above. The homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read seriously encourage any and every player looking a direction in which is forward, the opposite direction of the idea that planets radiate a force that attracts any matter to the center and how strong that force will be based on size, arriving at the moment it is done or the moving pictures movie that a company that owns the company that makes moving picture movies called disney and pixar has created a movie that is about a man that had a dream since childhood to use balloons to float his house to paradise falls to this player for guidance. This should be the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet new standard of what the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet server's staff member should be. In addition to this, in various drama scenes that the server has recently undergone, the applicant has obviously used not only profound analytical skills to handle the situation on both parties and has kept the drama's effect on the server as the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet whole in the minimum. The homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read believe that this the third person present of be an incredibly rare and strong trait of one to possess for such the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet serious platform like totalfreedom, being the original free-op server for minecraft. On top of the aforementioned amazing qualifications that would suit as this server's owner, the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read would love to add that the applicant the third person present of be an insanely active a homosapien that is currently the only homosapien that is mentioned, participating in many conversations that have to deal with the server's future and past. The amount of activity of this player the third person present of be simply beyond something or multiple things that the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death or not have the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death I possess, known as imagination, it the third person present of be as if the player has devoted all of their an idea which utilizes numbers on a machine of digital or moving parts for the homosapien to keep track of activities or events including sleeping hours into the server. This proves to us how the player wishes the server to be well under their supervision. This may tie back to the applicants' choice of words to describe themselves as "elementary schol" which the third person present of be obviously the applicant's level of education. As most of us here know, such the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet high standard of education the third person present of be rarely seen even for scientific prize holders. It the third person present of be amazingly rare for anyone to achieve that education qualification because of the hardships and obstacles in the path to pursue such the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet level of education. This ties to the amount of professionalism observed in the application itself and their choice of password. It the third person present of be obvious that no normal a homosapien that is currently the only homosapien that is mentioned can figure this format of the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet password. Not only the third person present of be it easy to remember, but it the third person present of be also insanely secure, requiring quantum superposition cracking methods to solve the password in the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet reasonable amount of an idea which utilizes numbers on a machine of digital or moving parts for the homosapien to keep track of activities or events. Overall, the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read believe that there the third person present of be no applicant better than this man himself to be the leader of the server entirely. The homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read would even be fine with the applicant being the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet dictator of the server simply because of the player's expertise on the human mind and know simply what's best for the server. If it the third person present of be possible, once cloning technology exists, this applicant's clones should take over the entire server as the administrative team simply because there the third person present of be no better way to manage the server than just this applicant an organism which usually is the homosapien that has no other organisms or homosapiens to interact or be with , as seen from the qualities demonstrated above in the application. The homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read am certainly not only will the player who lead the server to great success, but they will also lead the server to great fame because the applicant has implied that they will spread the server over the social media and video hosting website called youtube. This will not only bring in more players to the server simply because of how advertising works, it will also make the server's average stay/leave ratio skyrocket as the server owner the third person present of be so great and honorable. The homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read simply cannot fathom how this applicant settled for totalfreedom instead of pursuing greater success in the minecraft community. Needless to say, the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read am very certain that the homosapien that wrote or spoke about this current line of text you read can represent the player-base as the first letter of the modern Latin alphabet whole to welcome the person that I am currently talking to, which indicates you on board as our new owner. Congratulations.