Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2020 2:02:20 GMT
Today is the beginning of a new federal holiday I just declared called Polaris Seltzeris. It will be observed every February 9th from hereon out until the death of the universe. On this day, we make sure to celebrate Polaris Seltzeris for all of his stunning achievements, achievements so convoluted and radical that I dare not even list them here.
List of his achievements:
- Created Polaris Seltzeris
- Created the universe
- Created democracy
- Created this forum
- Discovered politics
- Probably breathes and eats food
- Became the President of the United States
You probably think I'm joking, but I'm not. There is historical imagery to back all of this up.
The main point of this thread is for us to celebrate Polaris Seltzeris for what he has done for this planet. Without him, nobody would be alive. Please reply to this thread with celebratory facts related to Polaris Seltzeris.
List of his achievements:
- Created Polaris Seltzeris
- Created the universe
- Created democracy
- Created this forum
- Discovered politics
- Probably breathes and eats food
- Became the President of the United States
You probably think I'm joking, but I'm not. There is historical imagery to back all of this up.
The main point of this thread is for us to celebrate Polaris Seltzeris for what he has done for this planet. Without him, nobody would be alive. Please reply to this thread with celebratory facts related to Polaris Seltzeris.
