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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 0:11:35 GMT
I sighed and stood up. Sitting here staring at the water is not helping me survive.
I scanned my surroundings, searching for useful items. I recalled that the ship had a kitchen.
I slowly made my way into the wreckage, the ship creaking and groaning. "Shit," I cursed as I realized the kitchen had been demolished by the rock. I crept into the remains, searching for food that survived the crash. I spotted a small piece of bread and grabbed it. I shoved it into my pocket. Better then nothing.
I made my way out of the eerie ruins, my watchful eyes scanning the land for people. I didn't want anyone stealing my stuff, however small an amount it was.
I crawled over onto land, and looked up at the sky. Exhaustion crept over me, and before I knew it, I was asleep.
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Post by MashedPtatoz on Sept 27, 2014 2:38:39 GMT
I stayed in the bathroom.
For hours.
I ate laxatives.
(i don't know?)
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Post by Grox on Sept 27, 2014 3:08:21 GMT
Try finding out who is a suspect. Example: someone not posting a lot
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 3:28:28 GMT
i shot dat bitch
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 7:04:49 GMT
I went to the captain and gave him a bj
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 12:23:24 GMT
I spot someone...
"What the fuck? Is that chick blowing a dead guy!?"
I run over, thinking in my head what the fuck was wrong with this necrophiliac.
"I don't know if you noticed bitch, but you're sucking a dead guy" "I'm bat shit crazy, but this is fucked up."
After she finishes, she turns towards me and says...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 13:41:36 GMT
" Ah, that was some refreshing milk" "Haha..Hahah...HAHA...HAHAHHAHAHAHA"
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Post by Grox on Sept 27, 2014 20:23:33 GMT
Guys, please don't swear in this game as it violates rules. Anyone caught swearing again is disqualified.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 23:13:36 GMT
I spot Mattmcmatt, and see him shitting his pants. I rush over to him, and also fill my pants with shit.
I say "It feels squelchy" as we unload in our undergarments.
Matt replies saying "Agreed."
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Post by MashedPtatoz on Sept 27, 2014 23:26:06 GMT
I spot Mattmcmatt, and see him shitting his pants. I rush over to him, and also fill my pants with shit. I say "It feels squelchy" as we unload in our undergarments. Matt replies saying "Agreed." And then Swampy woke up. I'm not doin that
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2014 23:33:04 GMT
I spot Mattmcmatt, and see him shitting his pants. I rush over to him, and also fill my pants with shit. I say "It feels squelchy" as we unload in our undergarments. Matt replies saying "Agreed." And then Swampy woke up. I'm not doin that I slap Matt "Wake up, you passed out after passing so much excrement" Matt realises that eating all those laxatives and passing such great amounts of feces was a bad idea. "Thanks man, I love you." Matt says.
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Post by MashedPtatoz on Sept 27, 2014 23:44:27 GMT
And then Swampy woke up. I'm not doin that I slap Matt "Wake up, you passed out after passing so much excrement" Matt realises that eating all those laxatives and passing such great amounts of feces was a bad idea. "Thanks man, I love you." Matt says. "Is he okay, doctor?" "He's hallucinating." "He might be trapped like this forever." I said I'm not doin that
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